Happy mothers day to all you mudders, grand-mudders, step-mudders, and any utter mudders out there!!!
In case you were wondering, yes they celebrate Mothers Day here in China. Are you kidding me? The chinese wouldnt dare miss out on celebrating the day that marks when women universally go through the most painful expierence of their estrogenic lives....Laaaay Buuuur.
Ouch. Sorry ma. But look on the bright side, at least Im not a hippopotumus. Now that would've hurt.
You know, its an interesting thought as to how the animal kingdom celebrates mothers day. For example:
- most baby Black Widow's are probably pissed off at mom for eating dad.
- salmon are swimming around looking for their real mom...why did she abandon us?
- cats and dogs are burning effiges of Bob Barker in alleyways across the country.
Guess mothers day isnt a big hit on the Animal Planet. Oh well. Anyways, thanks for pushing through mom...literally.
--DT Willy
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